One cold autumn day, Swen went out to the old outhouse to find his friend Ollie prodding down the hole with a stick.

"Vatcha doin thar," asked Swen?

"I dropped my yacket in dar und I'm tryin to get it out," explained Ollie.

"Vell, ya know da yackt's ruined fer sure by now don'tcha?"

"Ja," said Ollie, "I yust vant da sandwich I had in der pocket!"