Dear Christians,
    I have been authorized to give you this message. You are to go to all people everywhere and call them to be my disciples. You are to baptize them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit. You are to teach them to obey all that I have commanded.
    Don't forget that I will be with you always, to help you, even until the world ends. I'll never forsake you, because I love you.
    Please don't forsake me.

                With all my love,  JESUS

Dear Jesus,
    We acknowledge receipt of your memo. Your project is both interesting and challenging. However, due to a shortage of personnel, as well as several pressing financial obligations, we do not feel that we can give proper emphasis to your project at this time.
    A committee has been appointed to study your plan and its feasibility, and we should have a report to bring to the church in due time. You may rest assured we will give the idea careful consideration, with a view to taking appropriate action in the future.
    We appreciate your offer to serve as a resource-person, should we care to undertake this project.

                Cordially, THE CHRISTIANS