You have all seen those little hand-painted signs hung in so many kitchens. Many are heartwarming and homey, but many are simply hilarious. Here is a collection of the funnier ones:

• A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious.
• No husband has ever been shot while doing the dishes.
• A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.
• A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.
• Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.
• Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused.
• A clean house is a sign of a misspent life.
• Help keep the kitchen clean -- eat out.
• Housework done properly can kill you.
• Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives.
• My next house will have no kitchen, just vending machines.
• The only reason I have a kitchen is because it came with the house when I bought it.
• There are only three kinds of food - Frozen, Canned, & Take-out!