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The Perfect Worker

 1    Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
 2    hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
 3    wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
 4    thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
 5    finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
 6    measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
 7    breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
 8    vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
 9    knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10    classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11    dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12    promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
13    executed as soon as possible.

Addendum:
Bob was looking over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

 

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