A proud lion went strutting through the jungle one day to brag about himself. He went to the zebra and roared, "Who's the king of the jungle?" to which the zebra cried, "You are, Mr. Lion!"

He then approached a giraffe. "Who's the king of the jungle?" The giraffe nervously said, "You are!"

The lion went to an elephant next. "Who's the king of the jungle?"

The elephant said nothing, but with his trunk picked up the lion and beat him against a tree sevearal times, then threw him down against a rock.

The lion said, "Just because you don't know the answer is no reason to get sore!"