A man went to the doctor complaining of having no energy to do things around the house or in the yard since the kids had grown and moved away.

After a complete battery of examinations over three weeks, the man asked the doctor, "What's wrong with me?"

"You're lazy." The doctor announced.

The man thought about it a minute and said, "Okay, I can live with that! Now give me the Latin so I can tell my wife what I have."