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Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. - Taylia, 11
Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. - Traci, 14
Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers. - Mitchell, 12
Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. - Andrew, 9
Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. - Kyoyo, 9
Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. - Kellie, 11
If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. - Naomi, 15
Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8
Never trust a dog to watch your food. -Patrick, Age 10
When you want something expensive, ask your grandparents. -Matthew, Age 12
Never smart off to a teacher whose eyes and ears are twitching. -Andrew, Age 9
Wear a hat when feeding seagulls. -Rocky, Age 9
Sleep in your clothes so you'll be dressed in the morning. -Stephanie, Age 8
Never try to hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. -Rosemary, Age 7
Don't flush the toilet when your dad's in the shower. -Lamar, Age 10
Never ask for anything that costs more than five dollars when your parents are doing taxes. -Carrol, Age 9
Never bug a pregnant mom. -Nicholas, Age 11
Don't ever be too full for dessert. -Kelly, Age 10
When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him. -Heather, Age 16
Never tell your mom her diet's not working. -Michael, Age 14
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat. -Joel, Age 12
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom when she's on the phone. -Alyesha, Age 13
Never spit when on a roller coaster. -Scott, Age 11
Never do pranks at a police station. -Sam, Age 10
Beware of cafeteria food when it looks like it's moving. -Rob, Age 10
Never tell your little brother that you're not going to do what your mom told you to do. -Hank, Age 12
Remember you're never too old to hold your father's hand. -Molly, Age 11
Listen to your brain. It has lots of information. -Chelsey, Age 7
Stay away from prunes. -Randy, Age 9
Never dare your little brother to paint the family car. -Phillip, Age 13
Forget the cake. Go for the icing! -Cynthia, Age 8


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