A man walking on the beach finds a lamp; he picks it up, rubs it, and out pops a genie. The genie says, "For releasing me I shall grant you one wish!"

The man thinks earnestly for a minute and then says, "Pretty soon I''ll be going to Hawaii on my honeymoon, but I'm afraid of flying--so, give me a bridge to Maui."

The genie gives the man a stern look, "Do you realize how much it''ll take to do that? It''ll cost millions to hire workers, not to mention the material needed. Then there''ll be countless rest stops and gas stations. A bridge like that would interfere with shipping lanes and never pass an environmental impact study. You''ll just have to make another wish!"

The man concentrates again, then said, "Okay, since I''m going to be married, tell me how to understand women."

The genie paused for a moment then says, "So--this bridge--two lanes or four?"